The stories I can tell about my daily golf adventures at the local military golf course would be a good sitcom or a funny book. 

The words I can thin of for the stories include old age, retired, fun, golf, whining, pain, surgery, hip replacement, knee replacement, heart surgery, cancer, prostates, rich, poor, stupid, smart, ugly, nice, mean, nasty, political, loud, immature

I play golf for fun and to see how I can score against par.  Some of these guys play for blood!  And they are bogey golfers!  They keep my score for me?  I can remember my score and don't need anyone to cunt it for me.  They keep saying "Bogey is good." like a bogey is good?  Bogey golf is NOT my goal!

An ex-Marine drives a an electric cart and parks it like a police surveillance at every tee box.  lol!

Some, not all, of these guys are pretty radically conservative.  One said the mask were useless, another that the death rate is no worse than the flu (ignoring age issues and pre-existing conditions fatalities rates), another said Trump doesn't like, he "exaggerates,"

There are funny stories, and there are seriously sad stories too, where one fellow veteran got pancreas cancer and died because he did not seek a doctor's help.

Then there is the political venues.  I heard these guys hating John McCain after he was dead!  They disrespected John McCain, ignoring his heroic war experience, and did so in a way that made me sick.