Awww, these slogans are so hurtful . . .

Actually they are INCREDIBLY RACIST, and INCREDIBLY STUPID! 

Stop blaming others for your failures.  If you cannot make it as a white, American male, YOU F**ked it up, not anyone else!  You had the inside track in the race and chose to waste your American-white-male-privileged life.  Too bad.

NO ONE FEELS SORRY FOR YOU!

You poor white men have it so bad!  BTW, when did dark skin get to be a bad color for people?  It is the color we all started with you idiots!

American, check!  White, check!  Male, check!  If by serendipity you re born with these three characteristics, American white male, you won the lottery of power so stop your f**king whining about being marginalized!

The Canadian professor that seeks to help males regain their inspiration after being "psychologically castrated" by women?  He is a crafty snake oil salesman, nothing more!  Even the professor, a male, has to admit he has an advantage over all women.